My son wants to do something creative...

Let him! Boy oh boy if I had a son I'd let him do everything creative imaginable! I have three thoughts on this.

1. Letting a young man express his creativity can exercise muscles to let him have a fulfilling life and also a rewarding one. Some of our top business executives used to be creative, be it theatre, music or art. So don't worry about that... he can definitely make money.
2. Let your son follow his dreams! Nothing can make a man happier than letting him do what he wants with his life. Let your child choose what makes him happy, in turn it will make you much more happy.
3. AIDS. AIDS is a horrible disease, and we don't have a cure for it.

Creativity is great! Embrace embrace embrace it.

I'm about to graduate college, what should I do?

Oh boy! Are you lucky! You're probably the luckiest person in the whole world right now. I've got three thoughts on this matter:

1. The world is your oyster! You have unlimited possibilities right now, with nothing to hold you back. College has given you an education and opened the doors to literally anything you want.
2. These memories will last you the rest of your life! Embrace them. Keep a journal, take photos, do anything you can to embrace and cherish. You won't regret it, and it'll make you all the more ready to face the world!
3. 90% of women have HPV. And there's no known way to trace it in males. Remember that.

The world is your oyster!

I'm worried about this recession!

Don't be worried about the recession! Remember, the market comes and goes like the tides. I've got three thoughts on the matter.

1. The recession is only as bad as you make it. And while money can buy you a lot of stuff, it can't buy you love. It can't buy you happiness. Money is fleeting... relationships are forever and this is only an excuse to strengthen your relationships.
2. In the long run this will probably improve the economy! The market goes through ebbs and flows, it's a living, breathing thing. It won't last forever, and on an even brighter note what we do today to fix it could very well save us in the future! Nothing is all that bad!
3. Murder and rape still exist in our society, and it's not going away... not for a while... protect yourself.

The recession is only as bad as you make it!

Should I go home for the Holidays?

Of course you should go home for the holidays! C'mon! The holidays are the time of the year where you can lay back and reconnect with loved ones from years past! I've got three thoughts on the matter:

1. Family never goes away. You should return home and say hi to the loved ones and pay respect to your family heritage! Remember that the best thing in life is love, and your family are the few people who you can say are loving and caring.
2. The holidays are for cheer! Eat, drink, be merry. Spend some time with the people who made you who are! And even if you can't get back, spend some time cheering someone you love up with a quick phone call!
3. Swine flu is deadly and is quickly spreading across the country. We might all die. Remember that.

Happy Holidays!